Showing posts with label Pinoy Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pinoy Jokes. Show all posts

Tagalog Jokes - "Facebook agad"

Posted by Unknown on 4:06 AM with No comments
“Yung feeling pag ka gising mo palang, mababasa mo agad yung mga sweet texts nya, tapos pag ol mo pa sa facebook may nakakakilig na wallpost pa :”>”

Tagalog Jokes - "Pina inlove"

Posted by Unknown on 3:59 AM with No comments
Pina-inlove mo ko ng sobra. Tapos iiwan mo ko :3

Tagalog Jokes - "May problema kadin"

Posted by Unknown on 3:57 AM with No comments
“May problema kadin? Idaan mo sa pag kain ng stick-o”

Tagalog Jokes - "Even if fake a smile"

Posted by Unknown on 3:57 AM with No comments
“Even if you fake a smile, I would still naturally fall for you.”

Tagalog Jokes - "Dahan dahan"

Posted by Unknown on 3:50 AM with No comments
“Dahan dahan mong bitawan puso kong hindi makalaban :3

Tagalog Jokes - "Gusto mong sumuko"

Posted by Unknown on 3:49 AM with No comments
“Yung feelin na gustong gusto mo ng sumuko. Pero hindi mo magawa kasi sobrang mahal mo sya pero sobrang pagod kanarin :3”

Tagalog Jokes - "Sineryoso"

Posted by Unknown on 3:49 AM with No comments
Buti pa yung hindi nya sineryosong bf eh umabot ng 3months eh.

Tapos ako 1 month lang.

Tagalog Jokes - "Yung pangmatagalan"

Posted by Unknown on 3:48 AM with No comments
“Bigyan nyo kong girlfriend please. Yung pang matagalan!”

Tagalog Jokes - "Parang Holdaper"

Posted by Unknown on 3:45 AM with No comments
Para kang holduper.

Sinimot mo lahat ng pag ibig ko, tinutukan mo pako ng masasakit na salita.

Tagalog Jokes - "Ang mga lalaki"

Posted by Unknown on 3:31 AM with No comments
Ang lalaki, nanliligaw yan for a purpose. (Only man knows)
Nagtyatyagang manligaw kasi seryoso.

Ang lalaki, di yan nanligaw para maging taga bitbit ng gamit mong napakagaan o ng pouch mo na ang laman ee puro kikay kit.

Sabihin na nating “gentleman” kasi ang lalaki kaya ganun, pero diba kaya mo nga siya sinagot para maging BOYFRIEND mo hindi para maging ALALAY mo.

Tagalog Jokes - "Para kang magician"

Posted by Unknown on 3:30 AM with No comments
Para kang magician.
Aliw na aliw ako sayo,

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kahit alam kong ..

niloloko mo lang ako. ;)

Tagalog Jokes - "Korean movies"

Posted by Unknown on 3:27 AM with No comments
“Ngayon nag sisimula nakong mahilig sa mga korean movies :))”

Tagalog Jokes - "The fact"

Posted by Unknown on 1:05 AM with No comments
“The fact! Nung bata ka takot ka kay balawis :))”

Tagalog Jokes - "Ang love ko sayo"

Posted by Unknown on 1:04 AM with No comments
Ang love ko sayo ay parang, tricep,bicep,chest, and shoulder ko :)

LUMALAKI :))

Tagalog Jokes - "Good convo"

Posted by Unknown on 1:02 AM with No comments
Yung feeling na ganto lang ang nangyari sa conversation nyo.

Girl: Hi musta?

Boy: Okay, naman ikaw?

Girl: Okay lang din.


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Tagalog Jokes - "Balang araw"

Posted by Unknown on 12:51 AM with No comments
“Balang araw makikita ko rin YUNG GIRLFRIEND na hinahanap ko :)”

Tagalog Jokes - "Harap sa salamin"

Posted by Unknown on 12:49 AM with No comments
“Makahiram nga ng slr, tapos mag pipicture din ako sa harap ng salamin :))”

Tagalog Jokes - "There's some things"

Posted by Unknown on 12:39 AM with No comments
“If you wanna get with me, there’s some things you gotta know, i like my beat fast and our pride down low :)”

Tagalog Jokes - "Gusto mo ng umamin"

Posted by Unknown on 12:38 AM with No comments
“Yung feeling na gusto mong aminin sa crush mo na gusto mo sya. Kaso natatakot ka kasi baka pag nalaman nya iwasan ka nya.”

Tagalog jokes - "Panindigan mo"

Posted by Unknown on 12:35 AM with No comments
“Panindigan mo yang panlalandi mo dahil nahulog na ako :))”
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