Tagalog Jokes - "Beauty Pageant"

Beauty Pageant

Host: Okay our next contestant Miss Inday Palad....(Nagtataka kung babae ba o hindi ang tinawag na contestant)

Inday Palad: Hello sir gud evening...(smiling Face)

Host: (Hindi sigurado kung babae ba si Inday palad)
Okey, Here is your question....ahmmn...by the way...how will i address you Inday Palad?

Inday Palad: Ahmnnn....Ano Sir....ahmmnnn(Blush)....Ano Sir Biak na Bato po ako nakatira Sir....

Host: OMG...tsk...tsk...tsk...(Nakasmile ang host)
okey another question...what is your best feature Inday Palad?

Inday Palad: (Nagblush ang mukha) Ahmmn....ano Sir....yung....ano sir.....gra----graduation picture ko Sir.....

Host: (Di mapigilang tumawa) Hahaha...Ano? Tsk...tsk...tsk...Okey final question mo na'to...what is the biggest problem our youth facing today Inday Palad?

Inday Palad: (Confidently answers the question with a big smile)
I know that Sir....i know that....very simple question Sir i know that....It is drugs Sir....drugs!(Sinisigaw ang sagot) DRUGS! DRUGS! I knew it! Kasi masyadong mahal na ngayon ang drugs Sir kaya problema yan ng mga kabataan ngayon! DRUGS!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!! Addict pala na contestant! Nyahahaha