Showing posts with label Classic Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Classic Jokes. Show all posts

Tagalog Jokes - "Hindi man kita madala"

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Hindi man kita madala sa mamahaling kainan. Hindi man kita madala sa sosyal mong galaan.

Wag kang mag alala, mayaman naman ako sa pag mamahal, sosyal din naman tong puso ko kasi nag iisa kalang :)

Tagalog Jokes - "Pag samin lang"

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“Pang samin lang bang mga lalaki ang line na to ” Gagawin ko lahat bumalik ka lang “”"

Tagalog Jokes - "Pina inlove"

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Pina-inlove mo ko ng sobra. Tapos iiwan mo ko :3

Tagalog Jokes - "maging malakas"

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Minsan, kailangan mong maging malakas para sa sarili mo.

Dahil minsan, yung taong hindi mo kayang mawala sayo, ay KAYANG mabuhay ng wala ka.

Tagalog Jokes - "Magunaw man ang mundo"

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“Magunaw man ang mundo. Sayo padin ang huling tibok ng puso ko.”

Tagalog Jokes - "May problema kadin"

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“May problema kadin? Idaan mo sa pag kain ng stick-o”

Tagalog Jokes - "Even if fake a smile"

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“Even if you fake a smile, I would still naturally fall for you.”

Tagalog Jokes - "Nagawa mo"

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“Nagawa mong mapag hintay ang isang taong mainipin, kasi mahal ka nya :3

tagalog Jokes - "Mga 5 hours"

Posted by Unknown on 3:54 AM with No comments
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Mga 5 hours akong nakatambay sa school, tapos 2 hours sa quirino.


Halos maubos na baga ko kaka sigarilyo, makita ka lang, ma yakap ka lang, ma kiss ka kahit sa noo lang :3

Tagalog Jokes - "Hindi sumagot"

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“Yung feeling na nag i love you ka sakanya. Tapos sya hindi sumagot.

Tagalog Jokes - "Hinahawakan"

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“Yung feeling na hinahawakan mo yung kamay nya, tapos inaalis nya :3

Tagalog Jokes - "Older post"

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“Buti pa si older post kinikilig nasakanya yung mga kasweetan, mga i love you, i miss you :3

Tagalog Jokes - "Hoy ikaw!"

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Hoy ikaw!!

Ikaw ang gusto kong maging girlfriend!

Tagalog Jokes - "Ituring mong bff"

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“Ituring mo din kasing bestfriend para mag tagal kayo.”"

Tagalog Jokes - "Mga babae talaga"

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“Mga babae talaga oh. Kahit mga siga samin pinapaiyak nyo :))

Tagalog Jokes - "Yung feeling na ang saya saya nyong mag kausap"

Posted by Unknown on 3:50 AM with No comments
“Yung feeling na ang saya saya nyong mag kausap. Tapos mamayang onti totopakin yung isa mag susunget :3

Tagalog Jokes - "Dahan dahan"

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“Dahan dahan mong bitawan puso kong hindi makalaban :3

Tagalog Jokes - "Gusto mong sumuko"

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“Yung feelin na gustong gusto mo ng sumuko. Pero hindi mo magawa kasi sobrang mahal mo sya pero sobrang pagod kanarin :3”

Tagalog Jokes - "Sineryoso"

Posted by Unknown on 3:49 AM with No comments
Buti pa yung hindi nya sineryosong bf eh umabot ng 3months eh.

Tapos ako 1 month lang.

Tagalog Jokes - "Yung pangmatagalan"

Posted by Unknown on 3:48 AM with No comments
“Bigyan nyo kong girlfriend please. Yung pang matagalan!”
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