Showing posts with label Tagalo Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tagalo Jokes. Show all posts

Tagalog Jokes - "Hindi man kita madala"

Posted by Unknown on 4:01 AM with No comments
Hindi man kita madala sa mamahaling kainan. Hindi man kita madala sa sosyal mong galaan.

Wag kang mag alala, mayaman naman ako sa pag mamahal, sosyal din naman tong puso ko kasi nag iisa kalang :)

Tagalog Jokes - "maging malakas"

Posted by Unknown on 3:58 AM with No comments
Minsan, kailangan mong maging malakas para sa sarili mo.

Dahil minsan, yung taong hindi mo kayang mawala sayo, ay KAYANG mabuhay ng wala ka.

Tagalog Jokes - "Magunaw man ang mundo"

Posted by Unknown on 3:58 AM with No comments
“Magunaw man ang mundo. Sayo padin ang huling tibok ng puso ko.”

Tagalog Jokes - "May problema kadin"

Posted by Unknown on 3:57 AM with No comments
“May problema kadin? Idaan mo sa pag kain ng stick-o”

Tagalog Jokes - "Hindi sumagot"

Posted by Unknown on 3:53 AM with No comments
“Yung feeling na nag i love you ka sakanya. Tapos sya hindi sumagot.

Tagalog Jokes - "Hoy ikaw!"

Posted by Unknown on 3:52 AM with No comments
Hoy ikaw!!

Ikaw ang gusto kong maging girlfriend!

Tagalog Jokes - "Mga babae talaga"

Posted by Unknown on 3:51 AM with No comments
“Mga babae talaga oh. Kahit mga siga samin pinapaiyak nyo :))

Tagalog Jokes - "Yung pangmatagalan"

Posted by Unknown on 3:48 AM with No comments
“Bigyan nyo kong girlfriend please. Yung pang matagalan!”

Tagalog Jokes - "Next time"

Posted by Unknown on 3:47 AM with No comments
Next time hindi na apple laman ng shisha namin :))

Weed na para mas makapal pa usok :))))))))

Tagalog Jokes - "Pweding ikaw nalang"

Posted by Unknown on 3:46 AM with No comments
“Hi miss na tourism, pwedeng ikaw nalang ang aking maging mannerism :))”

Tagalog Jokes - "Taong napaka sweet"

Posted by Unknown on 3:45 AM with No comments
“Yung taong napaka sweet sayo dati. Ngayon parang hindi kana kilala.”

Tagalog Jokes - "Parang Holdaper"

Posted by Unknown on 3:45 AM with No comments
Para kang holduper.

Sinimot mo lahat ng pag ibig ko, tinutukan mo pako ng masasakit na salita.

Tagalog Jokes - "Kung totoo"

Posted by Unknown on 3:44 AM with No comments
“Hindi ko alam kung totoo yung sinasabi nya o hindi. Tsss.”

Tagalog Jokes - "Alam mo yon"

Posted by Unknown on 3:44 AM with No comments
“Alam mo yon, sobrang nag papakatanga kana para sakanya, tapos sya deadma deadma lang.”

Tagalog Jokes - "Masarap ang gising"

Posted by Unknown on 3:41 AM with No comments
“Masarap ang gising, sarap pumasok ngayong araw. Pano panalo sa casino kagabi :))”

Tagalog Jokes - "Destined"

Posted by Unknown on 3:40 AM with No comments
“Destined to make you feel love, and leave you when you’ve already fallen.”

Tagalog jokes - "Tama na"

Posted by Unknown on 3:32 AM with No comments
Tama na ang pag sabing mahal kita. Hindi mo rin naman kayang ipadama.”

Tagalog Jokes - "Ang mga lalaki"

Posted by Unknown on 3:31 AM with No comments
Ang lalaki, nanliligaw yan for a purpose. (Only man knows)
Nagtyatyagang manligaw kasi seryoso.

Ang lalaki, di yan nanligaw para maging taga bitbit ng gamit mong napakagaan o ng pouch mo na ang laman ee puro kikay kit.

Sabihin na nating “gentleman” kasi ang lalaki kaya ganun, pero diba kaya mo nga siya sinagot para maging BOYFRIEND mo hindi para maging ALALAY mo.

Tagalog Jokes - "Korean movies"

Posted by Unknown on 3:27 AM with No comments
“Ngayon nag sisimula nakong mahilig sa mga korean movies :))”

Tagalog Jokes - "Paghihintay"

Posted by Unknown on 3:25 AM with No comments
may mga bagay na ayaw mo nang ituloy pero TAKOT kang WAKASAN .

yun bang ayaw mo nang UMASA pero gusto mo pa RING MAGHiNTAY!
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