Showing posts with label Tagalog Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tagalog Jokes. Show all posts

Tagalog Jokes - "Hindi man kita madala"

Posted by Unknown on 4:01 AM with No comments
Hindi man kita madala sa mamahaling kainan. Hindi man kita madala sa sosyal mong galaan.

Wag kang mag alala, mayaman naman ako sa pag mamahal, sosyal din naman tong puso ko kasi nag iisa kalang :)

Tagalog Jokes - "Iiwan ka nalang bigla"

Posted by Unknown on 4:00 AM with No comments
“Yung feeling na pina inlove ka ng sobra. Tapos iiwan ka nalang bigla :3

Tagalog Jokes - "Pag samin lang"

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“Pang samin lang bang mga lalaki ang line na to ” Gagawin ko lahat bumalik ka lang “”"

Tagalog Jokes - "Pina inlove"

Posted by Unknown on 3:59 AM with No comments
Pina-inlove mo ko ng sobra. Tapos iiwan mo ko :3

Tagalog Jokes - "maging malakas"

Posted by Unknown on 3:58 AM with No comments
Minsan, kailangan mong maging malakas para sa sarili mo.

Dahil minsan, yung taong hindi mo kayang mawala sayo, ay KAYANG mabuhay ng wala ka.

Tagalog Jokes - "Magunaw man ang mundo"

Posted by Unknown on 3:58 AM with No comments
“Magunaw man ang mundo. Sayo padin ang huling tibok ng puso ko.”

Tagalog Jokes - "May problema kadin"

Posted by Unknown on 3:57 AM with No comments
“May problema kadin? Idaan mo sa pag kain ng stick-o”

Tagalog Jokes - "Even if fake a smile"

Posted by Unknown on 3:57 AM with No comments
“Even if you fake a smile, I would still naturally fall for you.”

Tagalog Jokes - "Gusto mong sumuko"

Posted by Unknown on 3:49 AM with No comments
“Yung feelin na gustong gusto mo ng sumuko. Pero hindi mo magawa kasi sobrang mahal mo sya pero sobrang pagod kanarin :3”

Tagalog Jokes - "Maglalasing"

Posted by Unknown on 3:46 AM with No comments
“Yeah, ah huh! Ako’y maglalasing. Pengeng yelo, pengeng yelo, pengeng yelo”

Tagalog Jokes - "Taong napaka sweet"

Posted by Unknown on 3:45 AM with No comments
“Yung taong napaka sweet sayo dati. Ngayon parang hindi kana kilala.”

Tagalog Jokes - "Parang Holdaper"

Posted by Unknown on 3:45 AM with No comments
Para kang holduper.

Sinimot mo lahat ng pag ibig ko, tinutukan mo pako ng masasakit na salita.

Tagalog Jokes - "Taong kasing solid mo"

Posted by Unknown on 3:43 AM with No comments
“Sana hindi nako makakita pa ng taong kasing solid mo.”

Tagalog Jokes - "Okay ang magpaka tanga"

Posted by Unknown on 3:39 AM with No comments
“Okay lang mag pa ka tanga, Okay lang na matawag na martyr, minsan lang naman to eh seryoso eh :)”

Tagalog Jokes - "Ang mga lalaki"

Posted by Unknown on 3:31 AM with No comments
Ang lalaki, nanliligaw yan for a purpose. (Only man knows)
Nagtyatyagang manligaw kasi seryoso.

Ang lalaki, di yan nanligaw para maging taga bitbit ng gamit mong napakagaan o ng pouch mo na ang laman ee puro kikay kit.

Sabihin na nating “gentleman” kasi ang lalaki kaya ganun, pero diba kaya mo nga siya sinagot para maging BOYFRIEND mo hindi para maging ALALAY mo.

Tagalog Jokes - "Panulat"

Posted by Unknown on 3:31 AM with No comments
“
Anong PANULAT ba gamit mo?

Bakit hindi kita mabura-bura
dito sa PUSO ko :))

”

Tagalog Jokes - "Too much"

Posted by Unknown on 3:29 AM with No comments
Don’t trust too much.
Don’t love too much.
Don’t hope too much.

Because that too much can hurt you so much.

Tagalog Jokes - "Masakit din pala

Posted by Unknown on 3:27 AM with No comments
Masakit din pala yung hindi pantay yung pagmamahalan niyo,
yung tipong ikaw ang lamang.

Alam mo kung bakit?

Minsan kasi napaparamdam niyang wala siyang pakialam sayo. O di kaya naman, pinararamdam niya talaga na wala kang halaga sa kanya kahit ano pang gawin mo.

Tagalog Jokes - "Alam mo kung anong mahirap"

Posted by Unknown on 3:24 AM with No comments
Alam mo kung ano ung mahirap

yun ung nkikita mo ung mhal mong

SWEET sa iba

Tagalog Jokes - "Pinaka masaya"

Posted by Unknown on 3:23 AM with No comments
Pinaka masayang aksidente na nangyari sa buhay ko.

Ay nung nagkabanggaan yung.

Puso mo pati puso ko :”>
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