Tagalog Jokes - "export"

May isang teenager na Pinoy, kumakain ng
pandesal, nilapitan ng isang mayabang na
Americano…
American: Hey Man, what’s you’re eating??

Pinoy: Pandesal…

America: Will you eat all that bread?

Pinoy: Yes!

American: We in the US, we only eat the soft
part of a loaf of bread, and remove the sides,
process it into pandesal and export it to the
Philippines. (Then gave a nasty grin as he
chew a bubble gum)

American: So what’s the filling in your
Pandesal?

Pinoy: Fruit Jam..

American: We in the US, we only use fresh
fruits, then after eating, we collect all the
peelings, leftovers and seeds, process it into
fruit jam and export it to the Philippines (then
blows a large balloon in his chewing gum)

Pinoy: (Galit na) Oh really??? I’ll ask you a question, Do you like sex???

American: Of course! We love them!!
Pinoy: So, what do you do with your condoms
after using them?

American: We throw them away!

Pinoy: Well, we in the Philippines, we don’t! We collect all the used condoms, process it into chewing gum, and export it to America!