Tagalog Jokes - "classroom"

sa isang classroom...

TITSER--make a sentence about ur seatmate...pedro stand up...

PEDRO--yes mam!...si juan po ay mabait at magaling sa klase at napaka gwapo pa!
JUAN--wow ayos un ha...
PEDRO--oh kaw naman gandahin mo ung akin ha...
JUAN--siyempre naman kaw pa...

TITSER--stand up juan,say something about pedro...

JUAN--si pedro mam ay...ay...ay...
PEDRO--tuloyyyyyyyy munaaaa...
JUAN--SI PEDRO MAM AY MAY TULOK!!!!!!!


TRUE TO LIFE YAN!!!!