Tagalog Jokes - "STORY"

*A VERY VERY VERY VERY SAD STORY*
A bike stops at a pretty girl who's about to jump at the bridge..
Biker :Miss, please don't do that please..
Girl :I will jump !
Biker :Can you give me final KISS before you jump?
She quietly accepted & gave him odd of a deepest kisses ever..
Biker :Wow ! That was the best kiss I ever had ! So, why are you committing suicide ?
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Girl:because my parents don't like me dressing up like a GIRL. By the way, I'm CARLO..